Apparently I was very concerned about making sure you knew you won. Everything. 

You win. Everything. 

I always felt like such a bandwagoner when I voted for Kate’s drafts. Never stopped me

I remember the day I was convinced that that Allison Robicelli was AOK was when she responded to my marry boff kill scenario of takeout writers past and present with “Kate, Kate, and the sworn enemies of Kate”

GET HER

You win. Everything. 

On this episode of burying the lede, you didn’t say yes?

You win. Everything. 

This is true. Last time I felt this way was when Deadspin died. Kate was something

I was always pleased that the beer expert’s most entertaining posts weren’t always (perhaps even rarely) about beer.

Yo I love it’s my life, it’s one of the first albums I ever bought with my own work money, but it is absolutely livin on a prayer part 2

That’s the fallacy. There are many things that consumers can do to affect change. Stiffing servers in an non-organized effort to make them miserable enough to do the organizing, protesting, and petitioning that you don’t care to do yourself is simply the method that is most convenient for you. 

The so what is the core of my point—if we patronize these establishments, we are responsible for tipping until that changes. 

I agree with both of those points. But as much as that is the way it should be, it is not the way it is. 

How far out are we from invoking the Merrick Garland rule?

How is “In anger” congruous with “self defense”

Yo that’s a pretty privileged position to take.

Patti labelle does not need to hear Jenny McCarthy let her down easy. All any of those judges should say is that they are embarrassed that their show eliminated her at all

Hey I know you all are worried about friends, family and countryman, but let me talk about the murderers and rapists okay?

It’s a rhetorical thing. It’s supposedly politically safe to say “murderers should be deported.” But to respond to a question about deportation by directing the topic towards the vilest segment of those affected is not only a deflection that avoids addressing the heart of the issue, it also continues to continue the…