It’s the wax figure Tom Cruise that Conan used to have on his show!

Now, two of those titles would work so much better together:

You might think it would be wrong to trash talk a guy who probably just had his career ended with a terrible injury, but it’s what Steve Smith would’ve wanted.

I sincerely hope FiveThirtyEight isn’t next.

Now that Texas is out of steers, I guess they’ll have to move on to whatever’s left over to use as a mascot.

Here’s to hoping one of the conservative judges *cough*Scalia&Thomas*cough* dies or resigns before 2017.

Whose disgusting minor league baseball chin is this?

Unless it’s The Space Traders.

I liked it, I’m just upset I spent $20 on it. It was far too un-interactive for $20. I got a better experience out of “Gone Home” for less.

When he was fat he had mild cholesterol, when he got skinny he became a child molesterol.

Here’s how to fix this whole thing while making all parties happy (unless you’re a taxpayer):

And MST3K...

I think we just witnessed the online equivalent of a stroke.

What’s this about Lore?

Evidently, from what I’ve heard, this trailer is either massively edited to obsfucate the more 80’s-tastic, hologram and Misfits stuff, or, the studio has changed the direction of the film from following more closely to the cartoon to this bland mess.

Oddly enough, he’s somehow more Hispanic than Marco Rubio.

Hopefully they can tie in Quantum as some sort of subsidiary of SPECTRE.

Douglas MacKinnon is an idiot. For some ungodly reason the Tampa Tribune hired him as an a columnist shortly after pushing out their long-time head columnist of decades.

Good, good. It appears the world is slowly moving towards an MST3K revival.