Mel Gibson must have this on hand at all times.

"Now 34..." Does that refer to The Situation's age?

You can make the same shirt yourself with $40 worth of black duct tape.

Better send in your submission before Pratchett dies. Poor guy. What a great author.

That guy REALLY knows the proper way to say "fuck".

#1 looks like the end of of "The 5th Element".

@LAmonkeygirl: You rang?

So she goes everywhere dressed like that? Even on social visits to Yoko Ono's house?

A fat person?!?! How dare Gizmodo post a picture of a fat person? And without even mentioning in the story that she's fat! Its almost as if you put it up to highlight the machine the person is riding on! My outrage knows no bounds!

HAD to? You make it sound like it would be a chore.

And the colored girls say:

That trailer blew everyone.

I want to request the pic via e-mail, but I don't want to appear any gayer than I already am... (when its described as "impressive", my interest is piqued)

Just don't ask him to play Spiderman on Mondays. Garfield hates Mondays.

My schadenfreude is palpable.

So THAT'S how the supply drop on LOST worked. It all makes sense now.

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.:

@wayshafay: I'm not too sure Taylor Lautner would be interested in that kind of action, if you catch my drift. But yes, he is fine.

@wayshafay: The character or the actor?

Can we drop all the pretense and just admit that Taylor Lautner is gayer than Christmas? That guy pings my gaydar harder than most any other actor.