Imagine if one of those were mistaken for a vibrator. Eesh.

@CupcakeMonster: I'm not so sure the actor playing Jacob would be interested, if you get my drift.

So, is anyone in the theater really distracted by the fact that Taylor Lautner is so obviously gay? I mean, it HAS to deflate some of the romantic tension.

If this live-blog is half as good as the Sex and the City 2 liveblog, than we're in for quite a show.

Is wolf-boy wearing lipstick in that poster?

Jimmy Fallon sure has hit the skids.

I already have a goatee. Does that mean there's a clean-shaven version on myself out there?

I think Monty Python sums this kind of thing up best.

Sim Tower! Anyone else remember that game?

Her?

Ah, new Knightro, aka "Trainface".

Jonathan Winters is still alive?

#11. The guy driving the BMW.

I just got a giant tingle up my spine. I believe the correct term is "nerdgasm".

@bugattatra - lusting over a CB550F - needs a vintage cafe racer: I drive over the Skyway all the time, its roughly the same height as the English bridge, but no one around here needs "special assistants".

Just because its not the same without the voice.

@Chee-poht-lay: From the noises it was making, I'd say "worse".

I get a major supervillian vibe from this place.

I've experienced this kind of thing before.

When he steps out of the car and starts yelling...that's when you rev your engine, gun it, clip him, knock him onto his pompous ass and drive off.