Play him off, Keyboard Cat.

Where do all the kids keep coming from?

Because of the damn umpire's union, you can't get rid of any of these overweight, self-important, blind, old idiots.

My grandfather is crestfallen by the news. Now how's he going to buy his 4th Grand Marquis in a row?

That's normal, he's just lycanthropising. Haven't you ever seen "An American Werewolf in London"?

@Terry_Weiner_Cousin: Because the Marlins were on the LOSING end of that Roy Halladay perfect game. They're advertising overt failure.

I hate Keith Hernandez! HATE him!

He has a cane and everything. What is this, Senior Prom?

This looks WAAAYYY too "cute" and self-aware for my tastes.

Now what kind of car is my grandpa going to get?

@HitandRunMarshawnRun: I thought he died when we left the door open with AC on.

So, my theory that MMA fighters are all psychotic, in-the-closet, paranoid, homicidal morons is actually true?

Yes, but what happened to Desmond? Isn't he stuck on the island, still?

How long is this movie?!??!

@Bibendum-and-Drive-on-Michelin-Tires: No, they have bears there, too...

@quatrevingtquatre: Quothe Mr. Ebert:

I'm not sure why, but I could look at that picture all day.

NOW who's getting defensive?

"Longo", indeed.

@Stiggers: I worked in the backroom of a Target while ago. The room you're referring to is "The Cage". Its where they kept the high-end media and electronics as well as books (for some reason). Only managers and electronics workers had the key.