Why wasn't THIS the first skit?

Now get the hell away from me.

O....K. Well, you've lost me SNL. Right at the first live sketch. A new record.

Is this supposed to be going somewhere?

If it means I don't have to see those annoying Kobe/Lebron puppet commercials, I'm all for it.

@Patrick Coy: Correct!

@Anonymoose: No, not correct. But since Bieber's so popular, you win by default. Because...why not?

Are they going to get Earl Holliman to do it, too?

@Animan: Damn, wrong video. Here's the right one.

Andy Rooney-off!

Is he STILL singing?

Doesn't work on the level of Schwetty Balls.

She's OLD! Get it!?!?!

No wonder.

So, why make him look like Grace Jones?

Looks like she wants Moose and Squirrel.

@Temo1: Yes. You're the only one.You think getting it up the ASS is an impersonal, completely pleasant experience?

@YoungLeafedJune: Don't even get me started!

*Seinfeld voice*

Who the hell is that?