They have goofy accents, isn't that FUNNY?!?!

Well, that was cute. And enjoyable. Good job, SNL.

My, she's nervous.

YAWN!

Again...

I hope to god you guys didn't have to pay her for that.

As a native, the answer is "None of the above."

Is it my imagination, or did Deadspin turn into an incomprehensible mess and then back again?

*yawn*

This is...really...bad.

@Scoldy Lox: No, I was fearing they'd push too hard on the "girl with a crush on her mom" direction just to be edgy.

@Animan: It sort of went where I was expecting, but not quite.

I hope this sketch isn't going where I think its going.

Well, this sketch is already boring me.

You know, Tina taught me something.

I give this sketch a "WHAT?!?!" And an "Oh, brother!"

He was no Jon Lovitz.

Ginsburg posits that Ruth was just stretching.

The guy telling the story really does sound like an asshole.

They play ball a little differently in Japan.