“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

I KNOW THAT’S NOT A SAYING BUT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

That Weiner documentary made me preesh DeBlasio anew. It seems like it takes a certain type of self-absorbed social cripple to run for office, but I think Bill’s different. He seems refreshingly normal, like you could have a slice with him and he wouldn’t grab your puss or send you a dick pic. Small blessings.

That top picture makes me really hungry for pizza.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

“I’ve watched The Prestige enough times to know what magic really is—a combination of illusion, salesmanship, mystery, spectacle and, in this modern era, expert video editing. David Blaine does all these things well and also happens to be a con artist, braver and more bizarre than most of his peers.”

“This is not normal” is chosen very specifically to reject normalization of Trump’s behavior and actions. Your correction is bad because it normalizes his behavior.

Hey, it could have been worse. It could have been Crooked Hillary who would have something something something email Benghazi.

Some possible good news for the Sioux is that with President elect Shithead attached to Energy Transfer Partners, it should be bankrupt within a few months.

“No corrupt! No corrupt! You’re the corrupt!”

Yeah read all the way to the end per the recommendation and was like

this is what happens when help is not available.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

I read that last line as “Jew controlled goblinist”