You think we’ll all get dumber listening to Trump speak the next four years?

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Your boyfriend is being a reductionist shitbird. You have two options:

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

This is very timely.

I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.

nah

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

“Hang Obama” yelled at ~5:23. Sounds like the audience was not expecting Trump’s “Let’s heal” speech.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

For the “holding your nose” contingent, has there ever been a major party nominee for President who you were excited to vote for because of their proposed policies?

WHY DO YOU HATE AMURICA YOU LOOSER

My 3 year old niece once came out of the bathroom and told me that her butt hurt. I said, “Your butt hurts? Why does it hurt?” I think thinking she was constipated or something. She told me, “I have a TI in my butt.” I was trying to question her when my sister in law came into the room and I explained to her what was…

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

Yeah, let’s make fun of how this woman looks in the photo. Very classy.

“30-year-old”