Fake it til you make it worked for me. Took ten years. But I made it.

I need to see this now thank you

I love that I’ve just seen the phrase “I want to speak to the manager” haircut in the wild. I use it all the time. It’s the best.

I love it too but I don’t know what magic she uses that makes her eyes look bigger at the same time. Smudgey eye is tiny beady eye on me. Meh.

It has this quality of being something I want to look at and don’t want to look at at the exact same time. I have no idea what that means. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE AND IT’S ONLY A HAIRCUT.

I think I have the opposite of impulse spending. I’ll think about buying something for ages and ages. It’ll be eating me up. It’ll be like I almost already own whatever it is, I’m thinking about it so damn much. I’m dreaming about it. I’m almost leaving my boyfriend for it. I’ll still not buy it. Not for weeks more.

America’s next top gigi

You can tell there were no women around to tell him this blog was a bad idea

I’ve never seen Carol, would this video be a good trailer?

The chopping of the tree stump scene in Looper is better than all of those

This kind of comment is why I come here

These bought back cars better be getting put to good use somehow

To me it looks like how you are treated when detained probably depends on how racist the people detaining you are

My mum swears that big macs used to be bigger. We’re in the UK so maybe they have gotten smaller so they’re not as terrible for you.

How about don’t protect them, and let them know they should be at the white house for their own safety.

Hooooooo boy is Kanye gonna be mad or what?

I tried to call my daughter Poppy and my mother in law shouted at me so much. Apparently it’s a name you can hate so much you’d ruin your relationship with your daughter in law for.

I live in Scotland, sign me up for Tilda’s school. Never mind my age. NEVER MIND IT.

I’d hate to be Kanye’s insurance company right now, my bank balance would just be a crying face kimoji

I am a straight female and I also believe everyone is gay and that Tom Cruise is asexual