A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

E•MO•TION is FANTASTIC pop perfection and this is delightful. Carly Rae Jepsen forever.

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

Not the Onassis I was hoping for. :(

Boy howdy!

When I saw this headline I totally thought it was a joke about Aaron Carter. Oops.

The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."

can we talk about how incredible the underwater episode was?!?

The thing is, I honestly could not see anyone other than Arnett being BoJack. Seriously, he brings it with this role. The last two episodes of the most recent season are fucking brutal.

I hate Will Arnett. He’s the perfect Bojack, though.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

Fucking. The fucking is enjoyable and the make-up sex more so.

Please don’t give Michael Lohan the satisfaction of calling him a “celeb.”

Fun experiment; go into a public park and watch the people walking by. Then visualize that all the men there have dangly bits just waving around under their clothing and wobbling from side to side as they walk by.

I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing what kind of dick Ashton Kutcher has.

You realize noone would have been shot if neither had guns ? (Captain Obvious here, sorry)

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

That’s the one.

listen

going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?