If you’re in my house (I’m under the age of 60) who still has 2 VCRs, it’s for one reason only.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Someone on Gawker the other day quite passionately opined that the remake clearly sucked because the actors come from Saturday Night Live.

... why did Star Trek have to be remade? Why did Fright Night? Why would literally any massively popular and moderately original movie be remade? Because the movie business is, first and foremost, a business, and they want to make money.

Also, in 2000 (nearly a half a century after a landmark study established the link between cigarettes and lung cancer), he wrote: “Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.” He has repeatedly slashed smoking cessation programs and takes money…

I just want you to know you’re not a particularly good troll.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

I thought it was fake too. Everyone knows uppity Christian moms only use Facebook.

Pshaw. I only use semen.

Who Wore It Better: Fantasy Edition

I never thought I would see so many overly-sensitive comments over a fucking Bill Simmons show. Chill out, angry commenters! We can't help it if Bill Simmons sucks.

The comments on this are really spectacular.

this is a great post but the angry comments are even better

Because I write for Jezebel and don’t know what sports are.

this is the sort of high quality content i come here for.