This phoebe chick has 52k followers yet only 41 likes on a picture, how

I was not digging this movie at all, then got to this scene. And then I totally got it.

Since when can you send the screen of one of these when you’re outside? I’ve not used a laptop outside for ten years because I tried it once and was like fuck nah this ain’t working.

You win today

Brexit was pretty bad, and this looks like it’s almost reaching the point where this is worse. No politicians have been murdered yet though.

Fuck me that’s a cute pig

Galaxy note 7 is a verb now? Nice

Melania, time to file for divorce, take this chance and run.

SOLD OUT? FUCK

Omg they’ve not done tampons up their butt have they

I’ve only read Monday and already I want one I hope the rest of the article doesn’t spoil it for me

We all do

Is America a real place or is this like immersive reality TV? The kind of horror you watch through the cracks in your fingers as you hold your hands over your eyes?

One of my cats is called Mr Kitty and you bet I’d get him high. If he had any ailments. But I’m not sharing my weed with him just for fun.

Not watching it. The dead floating baby has given me nightmares since I was 12. Fuck James Cameron.

Brendan, I feel for you. Do you think you’ll enjoy life more after the election (presuming this asshat does not win) and you no longer have to report on the horrendous idiocy anymore?

These old people always have stories about how they got so old. My boyfriend sells fish all over the south side of Glasgow and his oldest is 106, maybe 107 now I’m sure she had a birthday recently, and she has never had alcohol or cigarettes and says that’s why she’s still alive.

Looks a lot like gawker migration to me

Saaaaaame

Isn’t twitter chrissy’s livelyhood though?