The sequin rainbow dress is for me. Friendship IS magic.

Oooh, burn

It was v boring and now I wish I hadn’t googled it. I’ll continue to think it’s someone who thinks the moon is flat.

I don’t know if I want to know what a moon truther is

I will happily eat this shit up. It looks like the kind of film you’d get an ex rental tape of for 20p and watch every night to fall asleep to back before we got the internet.

Whoa

I think it’s time America gets used to the idea that trump is going to win. These kinds of utter bullshit ads are why brexit is happening here.

Aw, is that Brendan getting disqualified from his first would u

I am 27 years old and I drink 3 to 5 litres of water a day and jlo looks younger than me. Witchcraft, obviously.

Is Elon Musk the one that told his ex wife he'd fire her if he could, or something like that? Am I confusing my silicone valley dudes?

Horrible abortion trucks are horrible. I wonder if the women that have these abortions consented to these images being taken or used in this way. It's just all so horrible. And doesn't make me feel pro lifey in any way.

I have learned a lesson here, if someone wants to keep my passport, get the hell out straight away

No 1. If I ever felt like eating vagina I’m sure the swift one would be way more fun to eat.

That is exactly what I was pointing out. A wee tune is as good as it gets.

This is the best thing to happen in British politics for a very very very very very very long time

Latest news is she's starting Wednesday evening

Estrogen is a total nightmare. Pregnancy no 2 is nearly over for me, and I never want estrogen levels higher than minimum for my survival again. My ovaries are getting the chop as soon as possible.

Six years seems like the length of time the judge decided would be just enough to not cause a huge fucking backlash

All of these people are living the dream with their fashion choices and I am so jealous I can't wear stuff like this on the school run.

All the FDA is doing is reminding everyone how yummy cookie dough is, making them eat more.