I presume that most 100 year old men would have this exact sex life if they could

Did this Facebook outrage happen when the guy stripped and got in a lion enclosure to kill himself and as a result something like four lions were shot dead (I'm not 100% on the details of that story, soz)

Are the bananas in the gifs getting more and more aggressive with each post?

When I saw it I was instantly drafting a comment in my head about the cleverness of using an ad for popcorn rather than a popcorn gif - it is next level cleverness

Sucks for them but gossip like this sustains me. I also texted my boyfriend about it and he instantly called me for all the details. Our own lives evidently need a bit more colour.

I’m Scottish and explained this stuff to my Grandma the other day and despite the fact she’s fairly conservative and grandmaish she was completely outraged and I don’t think she’s ever been more glad to live here. Free and accessible health care is the best thing about this wee country.

WHAT! ALL THEM PERIODS WE’RE BECAUSE SOME GUY THOUGHT THE POPE WOULD BE MORE CHILL WITH THE IDEA OF CONTRACEPTION? ALL THOSE PERIODS WITH PAIN THAT IS TERRIBLE? I AM ALARMED. CAN YOU TELL.

Does the guy next to him agree with him (sorry science types I don't know who he is) because his body language says nah

:/

Who is Brody Jenner? I don't know her

My boyfriend has been dealing with an intense crush on captain America since seeing civil war at the weekend (he loves his arms so so much) and I just text him “guess who Jean ralphio’s sister is dating” and he instantly replied with “Captain america” and I’m all YES OMG and he’s like BITCH STOLE MY MAN! Bless him.…

This whole thing has been going on long enough for her to already be pregnant? Seems like just yesterday Khloe caught them fucking in her kitchen

Seconded

Just in case anyone is wondering - why have kids?

Yaaaaaaaaaay

Haha this is great my mum had a hen that was such a little pain in the ass I used to beg her to let me kill it and eat it

As a person who is terrified (absolutely crushingly devastatingly horrified) by bananas I believe this woman is going to be waiting for me in banana hell to make me eat bananas all day

I see this whole post exists just for the pun at the end. Very well done.

Not gonna lie I like Octavia and I'm currently incubating a future child and it's going on my increasingly batshit names list

Calling all people who are good at naming babies, wanna help us out for free? I’ve got 19 weeks to go and fuck - I don’t like anything. Stipulations are: cannot be a top 100 British or American name, has to be badass, would be great if it was a bit gender non conforming. So far that has boiled down to Francesca so she…