Jen, I too drink water all darn day and I am also partnered with someone who is interesting and interested. Will 100% be in to your life style brand thing. Because you are everyone.

Aw! So cute!

THEY BETTER NOT BE

I totally get the notion to make it feel like the original movies. It’s like Star Wars is a genre, and jj made a movie that fits that genre. Like he did with Star Trek, and Super 8. It’s what he does, I guess.

He's pleading not guilty. Despite the video.

I thought Lily Allen’s interview in the observer on Sunday was good. I think it’ll help change stalking prosecution here. Have no desire to go to the daily mail site to see their spin on it.

This is really really bad press for the project, I think there's gonna be a bunch of angry emails. And I doubt Scarlett won't hear about it and be mortified.

Omg the Kirsten and Colin goss is so juicy I did a proper ‘eyes wide I cannot believe it shit eating grin’ with a low “noooooooo!”

NESSIE IS REAL

This is the new scientology isn't it

HEY MUM LOOK HOW MANY LONG WORDS I CAN USE AT ONCE

Imagine being the girl that got expelled when dora only got a few days suspension. You have to be that girl for the rest of your life. Why are her parents making such a big deal out of this.

Oh dear. I was leaning towards thinking he had done a bit of research and figured out that this has been debunked, but now I’ve swung back to not being able to think about anything other than this whole mess next time I watch a de Niro movie.

The lack of white in her eyes there makes me think she means to bring the pain and fuck shit up and assert her right to sue and drag everyone to hell and kick ass and... etc

My favourite is ‘beef chili con carne’ and I have seen it printed on menus. Sometimes of chain restaurants.

I think it’s all a spectrum, being raised by a single parent isn’t guaranteeing anything good or bad. There’s been good parts for me and bad. My strength, independence, low tolerance for bullshit and confidence comes from knowing a woman can succeed as a parent and live a very full life alone. But as a kid and a…

I wonder what the stats are for women who were spanked becoming widows, because I really see no other reaction from me other than murder with my bare hands if anyone ever attempted to spank me.

All I want is for them to work like actual emojis for me, not clip art. Apparently it works on iPhones, but not android :(

Oh my god I've just realised comforters are an American thing - a duvet that it not supposed to be washed, or washed much. Putting something on your bed that has no cover and does not get a weekly wash is something I cannot ever see myself doing.

You know you can put a cover on the duvet, right? Made out of the same fabric as top sheet. You don't wash the whole duvet. Just the duvet cover.