I have never in my life seen an oddly shaped chicken mc nugget. I heard there were only like four shapes. I want to see pics of these mystical fifth shapes.

I recently also turned 27 and also decided to overhaul my skincare routine.

It's time to put Bill away in a binder.

Here’s a thought - if you want to make a robot for anything other sex, mothering or feminine companionship you’re likely to make it gender neutral, right? Because why bother with the expense of giving a vending machine tits? So if you’re making lady/man bots, what you’re doing is trying to play god/creator. It’s…

There’s a lot wrong with this, a lot.

Omg yes because of the magic, I get it now

Oh boy, in the not so distant future when our coasts are under water this is going to be suuuuuuch a waste

Exactly! When would a knife comparison have a good reaction? “oh yes I’ve always fantasised about being stabbed repeatedly in my vagina, my body is ready, let’s do this”

I thought it was a pray emoji and I was fine in that assumption, no thought piece needed for me

Yeah I meant to write pro life. I am a numpty today.

Darn I wrote pro choice instead of pro life. Maybe I meant to write anti choice idk idk.

Amazing sponsored link here

When will it be time to deal with pro choice people by giving them all a tamagotchi (that has been set to be hard as fuck to deal with) that they have to keep alive and care for until said tamagotchi chooses to leave them some time after sixteen years?

For once I'm glad 'this video is not available in your location'

If the Kardashian stuff is always manufactured, does this make Rob and Blac's entire relationship a shiny distraction from Kanye's tweets and general silliness? Because that was definitely the biggest thing to happen before this.

I bet more than a million people read about the old comedian and the young actress. Shame it didn't turn out a huge success.

Thanks for sharing! I get sad when there's no good gossip because I feel for Bobby not getting anything interesting to do

I like it but I don't get it but I don't mind that I don't get it because I like it

And thus encapsulates the eternal student

I love it I want a mini one for my house