croctopussy
Croctopussy
croctopussy

...but Condie Rice is black too. I love Gwendoline Christie as well, but I fail to see her relevance here.

This is just such an uncomfortable looking position.

My grandma’s name was Mimi so this whole this is confusing for me.

All I know is that if you live in NYC right now, you need to be showing minimum twice a day.

I’m fat and all of my internet dates definitely try to fuck me, so based on personal experience I feel like this is less of a problem.

This was the first movie I ever watched on Blu Ray and it blew (not gunna make the obvious pun here no way) my mind.

I’m fat and I work in entertainment and I just get this horrible sinking feeling every time I see a story about actors saying these sorts of things. I have met Dominic West (he was perfectly nice) and there is a chance I will have to interact with Damien Lewis later this year (who I’m sure will be perfectly nice). I’m

Does any one know what time she is supposed to speak?

This thread is worrying me. Does having a relationship mean you have to stop drinking? Because if so, I choose wine.

As someone who is really crossing her fingers for a second date with a guy she met on Tinder...you gotta do what you gotta do, man.

My Dad likes to parrot the whole “If you’re not a Democrat when you’re young, you have no heart and if you’re not a Republican when you’re old, you have no brains” thing.

Some friends of a Republican acquaintance on Facebook were referencing something called “Cuntion” and it only just now occurred to be that they were trying to make a new Clinton nickname happen.

The phrase “sustained effort with a razor” is going to haunt me.

Maybe this is just my own insecurity speaking but I feel like the answer to the headline is that they are written for ordinary women. Not because they are enjoyable for the ordinary woman but so that she will spend money on beautifully nondescript white dresses and lip kits and colored contacts so that maybe someday

Auuuggghhhh...noooooooo....too brownnnnnnn!!!!!!

Didn’t his butt break Twitter?

She’s only three years younger than me, but someone she has always seemed too young to be having sex to me.

Didn’t he also date Kat Dennings? At least she was interesting.

He wouldn’t be the first man to hate his wife’s friends, but put up with them because his wife is (in most people’s tastes) incredibly good looking.

I really can’t decide if I think she’s milquetoast and uninteresting or a straight up evil genius.