Prince Harry is actually the result of Diana having an affair with Arthur Weasley.

Russell Simmons is a shitburger. In my Rock History (easy A) class the other day, we were watching a film about the rise of hip-hop and in a segment discussing misogyny, Simmons is asked DIRECTLY about how videos treat women and he’s all “welllll I’m powerless, there’s nothing I can do!”

I’m headed to a counter protest Saturday! Some white supremacists are holding a White Lives Matter rally. I made this sign just for them. <3

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

Alternative pitch “Millennials killed Blade Runner 2049: Dirty poor people continue to not spend their food money”.

But yes, the first film was also not a financial success, and to its credit in terms of being a sequel no one asked for, actually is a decent film (in terms of being a blade runner film, which is NOT…

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

Her tour has already grossed over $50 million dollars and that was before the European leg was postponed. Where do I sign up to fail like that?

I’m pretty sure her ruination began when her (at least emotionally) abusive father was awarded full custody after a bitter divorce in which Diana’s grandmother testified against her own daughter (Diana’s mother). But what do I know.

Majored in Hanson, sure, but with a minor in Kristen Stewart.

Gonna have a real Cat Stark/Jon Snow-style relationship going forward.

Agreed. I wish there were enough material for a show about Elizabeth and Clemmie Churchill. I could watch Harriet Walter dry dishes and be fascinated for hours.

Since when? I mean, I know we’re speaking English, but still.

Just like so many things I see in print, these sentences are horrible and make no sense.

She’s Performing With Lackluster and No Fucks Given

“We had energy...I had energy for him.”

Darren Aronofsky IS a dong. Rachel Weisz definitely upgraded when she married Daniel Craig.

Just speaking for myself here, but if I fell asleep with an array of crystals on my bed, I would wind up kicking one into the wall.

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…

I’d rather hug men and shake hands with women because the latter are way more likely to wash their hands after visiting the bathroom.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.