croctopussy
Croctopussy
croctopussy

The show really is the soundtrack...there are maybe five spoken lines in the whole thing, so if you just listen to the soundtrack start to finish, you have basically seen the show with your ears.

I just got diagnosed with Crohn’s two months ago and was about to make the same comment ;/

No joke, I saw this guy at a work event last month and he was wearing the same exact outfit.

These pictures just make me so glad I’m fat.

More relatable than either movie.

His diapers were tweed.

She had a gorgeous house in the Houston area that is open as a museum now. Nice gardens, would recommend.

Mo Brooks or Luther Strange

I bet you money it’s Modcloth.

Oh gawd...I think I’ve gotten emails from this guy....I think he tried to connect with me on social media too...eurgh.

It really is.

You sound like a really awesome lady. Please write about fatness and sexuality all the time.

Nope, the abusive nanny was all about David. I recently read a bio of Mary of Teck (David and Bertie’s mother) and to be honest they all suffered at the very least, emotional neglect from their extremely disinterested parents.

Not that this excuses his, you know, being kind of a Nazi, but he did not have a great childhood. When he was a toddler, he had this horrible nanny, who was super possessive of him, so whenever she was about to hand him over to one of his parents she would pinch or hurt him so that he would be crying. His parents had

I really wasn’t emotionally prepared for how naked he was in The Crown.

I would actually be in favor of the idea exactly because I think a more Moore-esque Bond would be fun.

Like, I know this wasn’t what you intended, but I have Blurred Lines stuck in my head now.

I wouldn’t go that far, but this is definitely somewhat more acceptable.

Ma’am, your description of Bieber’s music as beautiful has seriously undermined your credibility for me.

I went on a date with a writer from that show, and he actually followed me into a bathroom to try and make out (he had the element of surprise, so he was initially successful), so...I personally am not watching the show, but I’m sure the characters all have very smooth moves.