As a fellow Erin, I feel very betrayed by this person.

I had a weird dream about Tom Hiddleston last night and I think it is kind of Dirt Bag’s fault?

Don’t know if someone has already pointed this out, but it’s Janet McTeer, not McNeer. She’s incredible.

Wait, which one of the four people you mentioned is supposed to be “not hot” because they all seem very traditionally attractive to me.

Spoiler Alert: In the opening scene the King is having a sex dream about an ethereal redhead (who I am not sure we ever see again) and he dreams that she juices an orange onto his stomach during sex. He wakes up to his valet wiping *something* off of his stomach.

I have no interest in actually watching this video, but GET IT GURL.

Is El Cortez any good? Serious question.

Does anyone have a gif of that “Did you trip?” moment from the West Wing?

Not really related, but I needed some place to share. I was walking down a busy street in Manhattan today and a guy started harassing one of my coworkers in a weird and racially charged way. When I told him to knock it off he said “I wasn’t talking to the fat one.” Now, I realized he wasn’t talking to me, and that his…

That said, those are totally Jurassic Park appropriate. You are basically wearing tiny dinosaurs on your feets.

Emeritus Bangs def sounds like a Harry Potter character.

As a fat woman, I have been led to believe that you are automatically attractive if you have a thigh gap, so I didn’t really understand this article.

Like, I didn’t have it, BUT NOW I DO. THANKS.

I studied Vampire legends extensively in grad school, so this irritated me as well. Many different academics say many different things about Vampires, and the legend cannot be traced or explained exclusively through one form of societal tension. So maybe some film scholars said this, but folklorists and…

I don’t want to give too many identifying details, but in addition to other weirdness, his pubic hair was allegedly as long and fine as the hair on my friend’s head.

Just coming here to say that a friend of mine is on Raya and she legitimately used it to score the weirdest weekend with Matthew Perry.