Ok. I'm gonna need Moses reading pace notes (which are written in stone akin to the 10 commandments) to Pikachu in a Lancia Stratos in a very difficult turn in Monte Carlo.

Well done on spotting the current fashion in car design. That makes you about as intelligent as the people who designed them.

The problem is you are an idiot and don't know how e-cigs work. Just like the majority of idiots on Jezebel you want to make emotional choices without actually knowing the science behind something.

On a blog dedicated to car enthusiasts, going in and telling people they're stupid because of the type of car they like makes you an asshole. Just FYI.

Listen,

The Toyota bashing is getting stupid.

Why would this car need to die?

"I look at site like Jalopnik as a place to engage and discuss modern cars with modern tech"

It's got close to 300hp, AWD and active rear steering and a manual transmission - what's not to like?

That's just heartbreaking. My thoughts and prayers are with Michael and his family.

"What the factory does is never enough.. brakes can be improved, handling can be improved, power can be improved."

Part of the real problem is that people are describing themselves as a mere size 12. That's not small.

Nope, no way. I'm 6' and my legs are fine in any domestic flight...looking for reasons to be part of the group.

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

I really hope that's sarcasm

I don't know, right now I hate the aesthetic Star Citizen is going for and the game seems rather aimless with what it's trying to accomplish besides being really pretty.

You've got no room to talk as a VW enthusiast.

Because your mom likes me in her vagina.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."