You're telling me everyone wearing a baseball cap has to remove it at security? I've been to a lot of games, and I've never been asked to take off mine.

They’re racists. Lack of education has always been the problem for these turds.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

It makes me want to say things like “I GUESS THE CUBS CAN’T WIN WITHOUT BEING THE CARDINALS”

The @BestFansStLouis Twitter feed must be absolutely beautiful to behold right now.

Butter and milk are for closers. You can definitely make boxed macaroni with just a little added water to help the cheese dust coat things.

Hey, I liked it.

Actually no, fuck you.

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

and has “rotating” female co-host every once in a while whose over affecionate the first episode but quickly turns into a bitch by the 3rd episode. Take that Janice!

I was firmly reminded of my Ukrainian heritage one night when the only thing I had in the apartment was a head of cabbage. Cooked it in butter, ate it with sour cream. Babunia would have been proud.

Hole in one grilled cheese sandwich. Where the hell is it. I don’t know how I would have survived my 20’s without that.

‘I could see in my mind’s eye the little boy he once was, jumping up and down in a grubby kitchen in a drab apartment complex whose aesthetic value was only improved when it burned down.’

The waterboy being arrested would have had more impact on the game than this guy.

Yes, yes. In any event, I seem to recall an anecdote about the Duke of Marlborough castigating one of his soldiers for adding coca cola to their peasant’s whisky. Then he picked up his machine gun and shot the French delegate upon executing the Treaty of Utrecht.

I prefer Islay (specifically Caol Ila) over Speyside for every-day-drinking...and the list was leaning more towards blends so Black makes sense considering the other entries.

Of course you prefer the latter, since anyone who adds coke to scotch is an unwashed cad and a commoner.

Hasn’t anybody told them that no means no?

It’s a grey area. I didn’t hear him say no, just some mild hints that he didn’t want them to. And all for his image, so we know what he really wants.

+1, I nearly ripped you. Took me a sec to get it.