Yep, me too. He’s funny and intelligent and does stuff like this, and kicks the living shit out of us just about every time, and I hate that I can’t hate him.

Steelers fan here. I totally get it. (See: Vick, Michael)

As a Vikings fan I completely agree (it sucks) and this is coming from someone who decided to root entirely for the Steelers for two years while Brett Favre was the QB, because my hatred of the Packers and Favre was more than my love of the Vikings

I’m a Vikings fan, and thus very conflicted about my love for Aaron Rodgers. Fuck the Packers forever and ever though.

The “Have some respect” guy’s my hero.

Only slightly worse than the “Muslims Suck” bigot was the lone moron who felt that was the time to shout “GO PACK GO!”

Who let Curt Schilling into the game, anyway?

Because people, by and large, are asshats.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Touche

This is fucking fantastic. +909

In high school, my coach sat his top three players for the first half against the #1 team in the state.... because he wanted to surprise them.

doooon’t caaaarrrrre

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

That’s one of the best ones I’ve read. Boo! ghost stories don’t scare me anymore. It’s stuff like this that scares the shit out of me. Wow.

I didn’t think much of it until I turned later in the night towards a kitchen window and he had his face up against the window.

What. The. Fuck.

That last part - holy shit, that's my worst fear realized.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,