The field turf is likely ruined and will need significant portions replaced.

Man... Tonga is so poor... $6200 is an awful lot of money there. Those folks are just trying to survive.

If that were me, I would never try to do anything cool again... I wouldn't need to. Instant legend status.

Since they told the dumpster company what they were doing, I suspect they got a relatively newer, cleaner one.

That looks like a 30 yard dumpster, filled to the very top. That should be right about 6000 gallons. Assuming average flow rate of 8 gal/min from a 5/8 hose, using two hoses from two different houses should yield about 960 gal/hour. The whole thing could have been filled in about 6 hours using two garden hoses. No…

I believe they call this “The Cowboy Way”

I just...

Who was allegedly assaulting Tunsils mom. The incident may show strength of character rather than the opposite.

Tomato sauce is funny... Cooking it a long time doesn't necessarily make it better. Start to finish, my simple red sauce is done in about an hour.

Wow. I wrote the same thing. I also said for fucks sake, do not make turkey meatballs, and do not add them raw to the sauce. Brown them.

On my gosh. What in the hell are you telling people to do.

You have to get them separated. If you can put one on the ground, your odds get significantly better. If you can't, it's time to bug out.

I’d tend to agree with you, but none of those three could throw a proper punch. The odds of injury were low. Depending upon how committed I was to the “cause” (I.e. What started the fight), I might roll with those odds.

This is fantastic.

It's working out ok for most players. No perfect solution.

No one will. He can probably get 2/$30 from someone. No chance he gets more than 3 years at any amount north of $12 mil

Is this some type of sarcasm that I missed, or are you a troll? I assume troll with your handle.

Yes, but he is underestimating the importance of his age and MLb’s reluctance to give mega contracts to position players over 34.

On the one hand he seems to thoroughly understand the situation, then on the other, he neglects the obvious preference for younger players and the reluctance to pay mega contracts to position players over 34. He misunderstands the level of leverage he has.

There’s not one person in Kesha’s life who’ll put a gun in this guys face until he resigns from Sony and agrees to never come near her again?