I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

Very true, the only reason I make ketchup or any cooked products with tomatoes from my garden is that there are literally just so many of them and I do not want them to go bad. No, I will not give them away to neighbors and coworkers, they have abused the privilege with their improper use.

Trigger warning: guy unable to stop himself being a stupid dickhead about food ahead.

he sure as hell couldn’t have “walked away” without getting sucker-punched.

Looked like a clean shot to the chest to me.

And lo they formed the ancient fighting circle as many announced the famous war cry "come at me bro!". Verily they did come at him and a plethora of errant punches was soon bandied about wildly. Many a tear was shed for the boat shoes and pastel shirts dirtied on that famed field of martial struggle.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Agreed, was just phrasing my statement in a more open-ended fashion to show that based on what we’ve seen in the video (which may not be the entire story) the motorcyclist didn’t appear to do anything threatening that would give cause for the driver to pull a weapon. If he had, then pulling a weapon in ‘defense’ of…

I guess we are talking Texas but here in Florida part of CCW training is the responsibility of carrying the weapon. Part of that is not brandishing your weapon. You can't threaten someone with a weapon.

Please tell me he said them in Elmo’s voice...

Yeah that was an interesting drive to say the least. On the upside it wasn’t enough to send my future wife screaming, although she probably should have... Oh well, not take backsies!

No doubt. My point was that his scolding of Tiger Woods for getting caught was a tad hypocritical since he wasn’t always careful himself,

Ah I should have been more clear. When I said “rack” I was thinking the safety pins. From where he’s standing he should just have squatted down and let the pins take the bar.

Maybe so, but she fucking sucks at cartwheels.

A safe would be a wise investment. Also a wise investment: not buying a fucking diamond Hennessey logo.

Has anyone seen how dark Puig is?! Cuz that cannot be him.

That doesn't really look like Puig. Light skinnedwith a beard?

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

“Can you imagine the cock on this kid?”-Tom Ley

“That’s cute.”