What's awesome is not only did you miss the joke, but you're also racist! Congrats you piece of shit!!!

I love that you’re all angry when you just missed a joke.

Went to brunch about 3 months ago with my wife and kids, my in-laws, and a few other friends and family. We went to shaws crab house in Chicago. They have the most amazing brunch I’ve ever seen. King crab legs, lobster bisque, beef tenderloin, all the great breakfast foods, and an entire raw bar. Huge shrimp, clams,…

I feel like I could make bacon jalapeño Mac and cheese that is amazing. Might try it.

Wish I had some. I would wear them to work. I work on Wall Street.

I get your point, but the larger point is that Rodgers or manning would appreciate the high level of play and use it as an opportunity to improve. You know... Because they are professionals.

Nope. I’ll be running off the pier, clearly.

Yeah, autocorrect makes me a cocksucker.

I hear you. I have a love/hate relationship with running. When I'm done I feel great.

You are so tough and clever.

No, I’m not a serious runner. I put in a lot of miles, but strictly to stay in shape.

I know a lot of schools are supported by Nike, but I didn't run in school and have no experience in that arena. When I say serious, I mean serious recreational 30+ runners. Not competitive. Just lots of miles.

You should see how far you can run without dying. I sense a huge amount of jealousy. You know you’re commenting on the site “Fittish”, correct? Maybe you were looking for fetish?

Thanks. I figured, but didn't find it initially.

How can you be that stupid and still remember to breathe?

Yeah!!! You’re right!!!

I'm not sure I can run 13.5 mph... At all. Of course, I could put some of these runners in my pocket (I'm a LOT) bigger than they are, but still... Crazy.

The irony is that you post this and accuse anyone else of douchery.

Yep. My best 1/2 time was 2:01. These guys are literally twice as fast as me for twice as long. Crazy.

Fortunately I don't.