How many miles/week do you do? Are you anywhere near marathon-level training?

Yeah!!! Being in great shape is dumb!!!

True... I don't know any serious runners that run in nikes. I alternate between saucony and mizuno, myself, and would be unlikely to seriously consider nikes. I need to try to squeeze 200+ miles from them.

Is he sponsored by Nike? I can't find a record of a deal.

You know what isn’t stupid? Having a healthy heart. Also, it’s really ok that someone likes something you don’t. We don’t all have to agree.

He could also demand to be appointed queen of ancient Persia. Neither demand will be accommodated.

It’s the fact that it says “baby” that has me laughing uncontrollably 15 min later.

Exact same situation here. My assistant wants to know what I'm laughing about so badly, but it's inappropriate to tell her.

“even if the emerging trend of viralizing scholarship offers is cloyingly self-congratulatory ...”

You guys need to get out more. Wiffle ball is not a backyard sport in many parts of the country. It's a big deal. Not by me, but looks like fun.

I'm pretty sure only the pitcher can wear a glove and its to hide the grip he is using on the ball. It isn't easier to catch a wiggle ball with a mitt

Believe it or not, people have interests that you may know nothing about. Just because you aren’t into the same things doesn’t make their interests less important than yours. Wiffle ball is a big deal... There are stadiums set up just for it and many people enjoy it. It’s not my thing, but looks like a hell of a lot…

Again... Ok?

Ummm, ok? What’s your point?

When you and your coworkers perform the Oklahoma drill at the end of a work day, then your comparison will be relevant.

Nah. This was the last straw. He is done.

Well, it’s clear that you’re a wonderful writer. I know it’s easy to get caught up in thinking that you’re getting full requests because they think you’re a man, but I’m a man and can’t get an agent to read past the first 40 pages.

Boston makes me drunk.

That’s just something that assholes say. Patron is good. Not don Julio level, but for a blanco, it’s good.

That can't be it. What else to got?