crissmaster
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Not that there's any real reason, but I wonder if this 3D embeddable model will work in the comments:

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Jesus.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

He's MOSTLY dead. <Miracle Max>

Guys.

I just can't..

Even when they try to make them look "badass" they just look ridiculous and then you want to laugh.

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

Or the spelling.

I cant here the haters over my freedom.

CROWDSOURCING: (n), a HR procedure in which multinational corporations convinces people to work for free in return for computer generated encouragement.

Unless that gif is sped up, it looks like he's at least 30% too fast for the conditions on a good day. School buses, unlimited access cross streets, morning rush hour, etc

the best prank I ever pulled on a friend was wiring the brake light switch to the horn.



Well, that's enough Internet this year...