“I waa-waa—want the dagger...”

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

You should probably discuss this with a therapist.

I think that's fine.

"Indeed, Yoz was as surprised as anyone when he stumbled across it: "It was like ignoring the vegetable drawer of your fridge for a year, then opening it to find a bunch of very grateful sentient tomatoes busily working on their third opera," he says."

Hmm... can't help but wonder how many other hidden communities on outdated forum software are still out there on the internet.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

DAT ROLL TIDE

this is good kinja.

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

"What an idiot, this mouton. Everyone know, you do not smoke a tough cyclist; you let such a cyclist marinate for ten years, grill it lightly, let it marinate again for another few years, grill it very lightly again, then let it go over in the corner for a while. When it stinks bad enough that everyone know it is…

Where are the pivot charts? No VBA? Not even a goddamn surface diagram.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Not this crap again. What is the obsession with pluralizing LEGO? No one bats an eye if you pluralize other company names (e.g. I have two Hondas), but the same people fly off the handle if someone adds an 's' to LEGO. It's nonsense.