Should I take a selfie? No.

Step 1. Make incredulous allegation.
Step 2. State these incredulous allegations are widely known.
Step 3. Claim that further proof of widely known incredulous allegations will be mocked by throngs of stupid fans.
Step 4. Leave topic and wait for Mom to come home with pizza.

This is how hoarders justify bad behavior.

I have over 2 dozen DE razors, but I use this one everyday: