I started laughing 5 minutes ago...still laughing. Please send help.

I think we've all become far too used to how breasts behave when they are strapped down and supported... naturally swaying breasts (particularly above a b cup) do move in hypnotically jiggly fashion (relative to how the woman is moving, etc).

I think the real problem with this clip is that these are unnaturally perky…

That .gif of Bill Cosby is amazing.

Breasts have evolved over time. Back in the Roman age they were made of Jello. This is historically accurate.

My dad weighed over 400 pounds up until December of two years ago. Then he had a scare where he got cellulitis, double lung pneumonia, and threw a clot all in one week, causing so many complications. He almost died. Today, my dad is healthily under 200 pounds. He eats salads daily. I'm very proud of him. Here's hoping…

Cameraman is an asshole. Call the cops, break the window, and be on your fucking way; video recording the driver and his mother was nothing but humblebragging about his own righteousness.

I like being reminded of Howard The Duck.

Can I add one?

YOUR WEDDING DAY IS NOT VERY IMPORTANT.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE CIRRRRRRRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!

Be careful following those links. I first saw this next Tuesday, clicked, and now I'm back here.

Oral Roberts demands more press.