Let me tl:dr the article for you:

HELLO, HOW DARE YOU DISMISS WHITE MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 40 WHO ALSO THINK GUITAR SONGS ABOUT THEIR SPECIFIC SITUATIONS AND FEELING ARE REQUIRED AND RELEVANT. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED(X) TALK.

why do some white men over 40 think guitar songs about their specific situations and feelings are more relevant and required by society than literally anything else

But it might have been slightly less creepy if they just did this kind of costuming rather than whatever the fuck they did in Cats. 

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

We live in hell.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

You’d have to have toxoplasmosis to think this looks good.

13 years later and this Achewood strip is still amazing relevant

The amazing part of this story is that anyone is still using asbestos!? Asbestos is no joke. My aunty is currently dying of mesothelioma, and she can’t tell when she might have been exposed to asbestos, because it takes so little to stay in your system and eventually cause cancer. My childhood home, a 1950s build,…

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

I expected to be mad about this but I think it’s a really good take. However, I think this rejection for her is a lot different than other rejections and she showed growth both during the romantic aspects of their relationship, and afterward. (e.g. forcing the camera/audience away when they’re fucking, not letting the…

invited Denise to her wedding, that was kind

I’m sorry, but I laughed out loud at that last part about your mom lol. But tbh, there are a couple of surprises the family could discover upon the death of a loved one. Like, “Your Mom is really your Dad”. Or in the case of a Black family, “After wiping off tons of bronzer. It appears that your Mom pulled a Rachel…

My early twenties were not a dating paradise. I met an incredibly gorgeous, well-built (and somehow financially well off) fireman Adonis. After our first date (in which he was quiet but very sweet), I made the mistake of making out with him in his car. Things got very steamy & we went to his place. After an amazing…

Whoa..!

I will recycle this from a past Pissing Contest, seems to fit the theme.

What in the fuck?  Why don’t you have a script written already?

It ended with a surprise paternity suit for me.

My mom's from Philly, and as long as I've been alive she's said "roebuck" instead of "robot." As in, "Of all the mechanical creations in Star Wars, R2-D2 is my mother's favorite roebuck." I have no idea why she pronounces it that way.