crindyusarmy
Crindy, Bride of Gob
crindyusarmy

Oh that is a total “bless your heart” moment. Or a total yikes moment. Take your pick. I’m going with yikes, personally. 

But eating it worked for Manny!

Somebody give this guy a copy of The Little Book of Calm.

But they match his tie!

Don't know if you're a Friend's fan, but reminds me of the time Monica ordered someone (guessing Chandler), "go on, tell them how I'm low maintenance."

Kim Jong Un just called out his entire staff and had them shot with anti-aircraft guns for their comparative lack of sycophancy.

Wait a minute, farmers get another fucking bail out and I am over here paying taxes like a chump? Where does this 16 billion fucking come frome?

As a quilter and sewer I literally assumed this was going to be drama of someone using someone else’s fabric scissors on non fabric and I want you to know that in my head I thought war was FULLY justified just based on that.

The Buckley scissors are supposed to have “micro-serrated blades” to help keep the fabric from fraying. But the blades are rather short, even on the large version, so if you’re using scissors that small I’d assume you were working on small applique work which would indeed make the fray reduction an important aspect

I said what I said.

How in the world do you get multiple dead Volkswagens into a drive-thru sauce tray?

Walked right into it didn’t you.

He represents the majority of employers these people of color will have to lay their education before and be rejected. Graduating is merely the 12th major hurdle in life for people of color. Racist pieces of shit like that will then look at their name before their education then dog whistle their entire school career

It’s not just them, Gen-X got fucked too; I still have six-figure debt decades out, from a state school, in significant part because during my entire course of study, I was prevented from accessing Pell grants because of my “rich” family.

Boomer: “I miss the good old days”

I’m at the most severe end of the scale for it. So I just have a flat black mind’s eye. No mental images whatsoever. There are also less severe levels where people can see more vague shapes and colours.

Oh god I couldnt agree with this more. I have a coworker who, from the minute he signs in to the minute he leaves, grunts and groans, coughs, constantly clears his throat, and swears while doing even the most minimalistic tasks (like picking up a pen). Not to mention the noise his nebulizer makes while hes sucking

If I hit the Powerball I’ve got half a mind to open a homeless shelter that requires guests to listen to the Eddas and the sagas and throws in history lessons about the Saxon Law of Charlemagne and the Northern Crusade...but also has meticulous cleanliness standards, safe beds, hot showers, and good food.