Take your time, we’ll be right here.

I can’t bear how funny this thread is. I spit on my chin and I have tears in my eyes.

LIKE SCAPHISM. This will surely be the best thing I read all day.

They’re ghastly people, but I felt the same way about Kylie saying she was scared of Jordyn. I have a friend I love but who I recently learned had an affair with the husband of her oldest, dearest friend, and did so knowing if it ever came to light, two families would implode in a dramatic way. An entire synagogue…

Peep Show is a goddamn masterpiece

Oh, we all thought it was funny from the very beginning. My mother-in-law did indeed divide it up, and we used ours as a down payment on our first house, so thank you, very weird grandma!

The embalmer, bless, who then had to call my husband’s mom and say, “I need to tell you something about your mother.” She said she thought, “She’s already dead; how bad can it be?”

Fleabag. I’m sort of gobstopped by how good season 2 is. We haven’t finished it yet, because every episode is so intense and funny and heartbreaking and I want to make it last longer.

I quite enjoyed sex with your sister, but I agree, the nap was better.

They were eating warm potato salad during the Great Molasses Flood! Those sticky deaths are on their heads.

Shut your filthy mouth, marcus75, and pray to God you’ll be forgiven.

“Where there was only one pair of untied shoes walking in the sand, that was when I carried you.” --Salty

To captain_spleen in the grays: No, ya honyock, I’m not using the wrong word. Morgellon’s is something — a psychological condition, an as-yet-unrecognized autoimmune disorder, there are lots of possibilities. She removed what she called slivers of wood from under her skin (with whatever she could find) for years and…

Well, between cash and bonds and silver certificates, $96,000. There were also quite a few drawstring bags of loose change, so more like $96,007.52.

Do you mind saying how much it costs? Does it hurt? 

My husband’s grandmother had age-related dementia, as well as Morgellon’s syndrome. She was a very round lady, quite spherical, right up to the day she died. Then she was undressed at the funeral home and we discovered she was actually underweight, but had been carrying all of her money in belts around her waist. I’m…

I can’t believe how cute Millie Bobby Brown is, like she reminds me of everything I adored about my daughters when they were in middle school and high school. 

Oh my god, you have just changed my life. Maybe. I mean, I probably won’t ever do it, but I’m excited nonetheless about the possibility of going barefoot again.

I don’t sweat, either, and I’m quite certain the result will be me dropping graveyard dead any day now.

Is there a way for me to send you links privately? (Coincidentally, my son was at Vandie before he was recruited to his current school.)