As a diamond PhD, I estimate that ring to be worth between 2 and 5 million laffs.

Yeah, that’s huge!

I’ve definitely switched over to watching Midsomer Murders, which is equally ridiculous, but it’s a soothing balm to my overstimulated soul.

Well why the hell was the song being sung in a church?!  Now people will think there's a connection between organized religion and sexual abuse!!

Well, we sure ARE living Tucker Carlson’s dream. He’s got his racist president who hates women too; he’s got his wish.

as long as Trump signed them, I think it should be ok

Are you ok after that ridiculous reach?

Dumpster fires are actually very consistent and accurate in what they do.

You’d think if someone was that passionate about diversity that they would VERIFY that she has darker hair, right? Right?? We’re all gonna die.

Because of his big heart.

No matter how much time passes, I’ll always understand what his body language in the header image means. I saw the clip from that header image this morning. I had to turn away and take a breath, because I was honestly scared.

An excellent use of police resources. I’m sure every rape kit in Raleigh has been tested, and there are no open investigations into violent crimes.

For “two seconds,” he said he was concerned a “para-military Confederate group” had found his information online.

a prostitute with a heart of gold who helps clean up his house

*STATIC*

I believe he can lie.

The WP is stupidly participating in the conservative human centipede of news: right wing ratfuckers (National Legal and Policy Center) lodge baseless complaint with FEC, right wing propaganda outlets with zero credibility (breitbart, townhall, etc) write breathless stories about complaint, mainstream right wing…