At least they weren’t

Congrats to her cause RAAWWN is a mess. 

Sammi girl, I love you, but how you gonna get engaged in flip flops. Don’t tell me you didn’t know, I know you read his phone.

It’s terrible that I know this, but Uh Hello is not a Sammy Sweetheart quote. That would be Angelina. 

Okay I feel like I need to start watching this show now. I would be forever grateful if I got myself into a mess like that and my dad came and was like “Girl. What are you doing with your life??” And I’d be like “Yeah dad. You’re right.” And then we would drink wine and eat paella and I’d be like “Thanks for being the…

Bro do you even know what it’s like here in the grays? Don’t stand on your black pedestal and say you’re the same as me. Don’t run a comment system of injustice and tell me to be mad at celebrities. You don’t know our pain, and I’m sure you don’t care to, oblivious to what it’s like, to how I feel.

These aren’t my pants. 

He moved on that flag like a bitch.

Maybe because I’m a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, but for some reason I have always believed he was guilty. Always. I loved Michael as a musician; grew up on the Jackson 5; had a total crush on him; was in total breathtaking awe when Thriller came out, and I saw the video; and still to this day talk about his…

It’s impressive how Trump’s personality and incompetence filter into everything his administration does. Whether it’s healthcare, immigration, foreign policy, you name it: it will have that hands on touch of petty failure that only Trump can provide.

No joke, I really do think he could do it for real (“It was a crazy socialist dem MS-13 gang member who was threatening me!”) and there would be no immediate consequences. What the fuck. We used to win wars, now we’re overtaken by an army of stupid mafia goombas. 

Man, Violet goes to a really dark place in Incredibles 3. 

You’re so fucking stupid.

I only read about this for the first time this morning, someone’s kid on FB was posting about it. The thing that struck me about it was that, because of the nature of the picture, I IMMEDIATELY assumed it was some kind of made-up copypasta bullshit because the picture made me instinctively think of /b/ and 4chan. It…

True but running on the propagandist network would have had a bit more of a shock. Maybe enough to sway the stupid voters that decided to stay at home or not vote for Clinton.

Something that screamed while it was sculpted, surely.

Oh wow, that is far worse than I ever imagined. I just thought it was a head... A digitally created head. Now I hear it existed in the real world and worse, it has a bird body for additional nightmares.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

I would like to state that they did NOT ruin black history month. They added to its disaster, but there was a lot of activists out there doing their part, from the governor of Virginia (and his wife!) to cotton-picking teachers in Carolina to playing underground railroad in Virginia, from Prada to Katy Perry.