The first thing she says in the video is she’s wearing makeup because she just left a cheerleading competition.

In The Last 24 on Hulu, his first wife says the night before he killed himself he threatened Anita and his son (and maybe grandson?) with a gun.

If you scroll all the way to the bottom, you’ll see the site just celebrated its 18th birthday. It’s run by a fan, god bless her.

I’m amazed at how often you scold people. You must be a joy in real life.

Stop moving so much, texting bitches!

It would drive me nuts.

Miley Cyrus’s mom.

She doesn’t have the range.

Right? They, too, have invested their entire lives into their bodies.

Good lord. She’s right — there really IS something so wrong with her brother.

WHAT??

Her talents are called “Adderall” and “being a raging mean rage clown to everyone around her while talking really fast.”

I’m not Gob Bluth’s unnamed wife, but I’m prepared to give a whirl for a week or so.

Her nipples are 100% freer than mine, and I’m a feminist. Which one of us took the upside-down land pills?!? God, now the word nipple is stuck in my brain and rapidly losing meaning.

Oh, it seems like a given.

Best wishes to you, sincerely.

I feel for you, and your description is very similar to one in my own life.

Well, sometimes they do.

There’s so much to take in here.

I spent three years in seminary, and getting people to read either the Hebrew Scriptures or the New Testament in historical/literary/sociological contexts is next to impossible, but I appreciate you trying.