I respect this comment.

She used to look like this.

Ugh, it’s killing me while watching Mindy Project. She can’t really smile, because her top lip is like a ham roll attached to her face. And she has fillers, too. It’s all very grim.

The consensus at the time was schizoaffective disorder.

Call my cynical, but I think it’s too late for those boys to really get there with Epicurus. It’s like the language window: wait too long, it closes.

Nothing in this Dirt Bag interests me more than the thing I can’t see.

There are so many historical/period shows I can’t watch for this reason. I really wanted to watch Lark Rise to Candleford, but the women all have veneers and nose jobs and $1000 hair color, and they’re all botoxed to within an inch of their lives. No matter how good the set or the costuming is, the faces ruin the…

Most evenings I see a fox in our backyard — I’ll see if I can get a sense of where he stands on our issues.

What sort of allies do you need? Maybe I could help. (Your comment is especially good when I imagine you’re an actual Post Apocalyptic Beaver.)

In every interview with her I’ve read, she seems completely miserable.

I’m laughing just picturing the scene!

I think it’s possible he’s trying to fool us.

Thank you! You’re the first person to say so. I used to use Crindy Usarmy, because Gob adds that as a last name while looking at her uniform, and the first time I saw it I tipped over sideways laughing.

The number of people who showed up to correct you have made me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes. They could barely wait to start typing.

I’m drinking water RIGHT NOW.

I’d like to see links to whatever the OP is describing here.

Jesus, he is NASTY.

Exactly. She could have been married to him for 15 days without a prenup and still have a right to know what his financial situation is.

A handbag.

I love fake memoir scandals, too. Here’s a present for you!