As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

So according to the memo above:

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

He doesn’t want them dead, he wants them not happy. Once they are dead, the Cubs can win, but that day needn’t be today.

In a partnership with Southwest (who gets the first batch of 737 MAX planes), seats will be widened to 17.8 inches wide, compared to 17 inches now.

Is that Jesus statue a Weeping Angel?

Why should we be concerned about the student athletes? Based on your logic these athletes are worth nothing because their employer is not willing to pay them. All is tidy. Now if we should be concerned because they do not receive fair compensation for the services/value they provide then by definition your second…

Since it was mentioned in the article, I think we all want to see Urban Meyer not see a dollar of that buyout money because he ends up murdering someone.

This. Oh, wait...I ALREADY STARTED HATING IT WITH THE FINAL EPISODE! KNOWING HOW HORRIBLY IT ENDS MAKES ENJOYING ALL THAT CAME BEFORE IT IMPOSSIBLE!

Later in the night..

Household impingement ovens are coming. I think they will be popular within a decade. They're almost the magic of the Back to the Future oven, and you can see them in action at pretty much every Dunkin Donuts and Subway. It's not 4 second dehydrated pizza, but it's 90 second frozen pizza.

Why would you want him killed? He's a saint, you monster.

I think it's two things.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

As a Skins fan I accept this offer to burn my team in the most fiery way possible as long as the owner goes with them.

I honestly don't get the obsession with multi-day battery life in watches—don't most people take their watch off when they sleep? So, um, charge your watch overnight. Honestly, as long as the watch can make it 14-16 hours at a stretch, AND has a simple/elegant method for charging (i.e., you don't have to lug 14…

I LITERALLY (as in the dictionary definition) cannot fathom the utter fucking stupidity by some idiot commenters on this article arguing about spending costs. Do you dumb fucks (meant as derisively as possible) not understand how utterly insignificant $8 mil is to the total US Budget? The President is LITERALLY…

The NCAA is taking this Death Penalty punishment a little far.

Yes, it literally is. Worst part is that it is a gross miscarriage of justice. This is what we all want, right? Tragedy?