Apple should just buy a movie studio. A much easier process, plus it lets them use some of their vast horde.

We do like our coaches fat.

Jesus Christ. I guess terrible fucking hair decisions is genetic.

Michelle Obama. She’s our only hope.

Democratic turnout was lower than expected. Trump didn’t earn more votes, people simple didn’t vote for one reason or another (antipathy, suppression, etc).

Nice logical fallacy argument, bro.

Pretty sure North Carolina is an open carry state, so mere presence of a gun is perfectly legal and is in no way a threat of intimidation or immediate harm. So when they say he was an immediate threat, it’s because the cops are racist. It’s systemic, man

I always needed a hill to die on. You best choose correctly, NERC.

Let ginger bitch burn

That’s fucking bullshit. Pay him, you greedy fucks.

Ben Kingsley? I'm intrigued. Oh, wait. Ryan Reynolds? Never mind.

Helen Mirren as the Doctor. Mmmmm.

Yeah, that isn't ironic. Even Alanis is shaking her head.

without context, yes. In the context of the U.S. budget, it is meaningless. A very small amount of money to help ensure our leader (whomever it is) is safer.

oh fuck off. How many wars did he start that destroyed a budget surplus? How many times did he allow American buildings to be hit by airplanes flown by terrorists? How many times did he act like a functional retard a la the previous inhabitant of the White House?

yes. You are bleeping stupid. $8 mil is literally nothing compared to the size of the U.S. Budget. Maybe you'd support this if one of your white right wing Christians boys was president.

Well that was fast. Nice job Godwinning the thread.

I LITERALLY (as in the dictionary definition) cannot fathom the utter fucking stupidity by some idiot commenters on this article arguing about spending costs. Do you dumb fucks (meant as derisively as possible) not understand how utterly insignificant $8 mil is to the total US Budget? The President is LITERALLY…

Yes, it literally is. Worst part is that it is a gross miscarriage of justice. This is what we all want, right? Tragedy?

#Cryclones