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It worked for Obama's predecessor.

There's hardly any way to attack a really serious amount of weight loss without a little insane disordered thinking. I lost 90 lbs by becoming obsessed with calories and took mindful eating to a ridiculous level. But if I hadn't, I'd never have lost the weight. The amount of brain power involved with this kind of…

I read somewhere that people who don't participate in workplace gossip and just focus on work are more likely to be the victim of bullying.

It was the missing air Malaysia flight. Duh.

OK I read Bryant's reply and I can't tell if he is claiming there is not a video, there is a video but he is not ashamed of it or if he's ordering dinner. It is incoherent, and I would expect better from an alum of the esteemed institute of OK State.

If I had the money I wouldn't waste it on golf. I'd spend it all on my hot bitches.

The tragedy is that numerous green power facilities powered by the murder of small animals by cats have been shelved by environmental activist opposition. Elon Musk dreams of his 1,000,000 cat murder array in the hills around San Francisco, but faces a difficult regulatory environment.

Sorry, there's punishment and then there's torture. The crime of using Facebook should not carry a nearly 40 year term of no contact with other human beings. This is cruel and unusual punishment and we are protected by the 8th amendment. We don't need a prison system who's idea of discipline is to drive a person to or…

Some robots took advantage of their flaw in this regard. Vlad the Impaler (in their Heavyweight division) had a pressurized pin at the top. If he did manage to get flipped over, they would trigger the pin to fling him back onto his feet. And he had that forked apparatus that had a decent bit of pressure on it to flip…

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

Reporter: Kevin why did you sign with Nike? Was it about the money and security?
KD: No. I did it to directly spite god 300 million times. Next question.

Best twist ever - seems to fit your criteria as well! :)

Clearly all the pressure and gas and hot air and soft balls and ball rubbing jokes have been made on this topic, so let me just day this: Hitler had some pretty good ideas

Maybe he's a Penn State Alumni

Meanwhile, Maple Jordan just scored his sixth straight 20 point game.

Try dialing down the scales and simplifying things, and it'll all becomes easier to grasp. ^_^

There are three types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, one is getting it, and one is crowdfunding a watch that doesn't tell time.