I switched to TST instead.

You are a veritable cunt for politicizing a school tragedy.

Because everybody feels like #wellactually tonight, I'm just going to quote Wikipedia:

Which Matheny also managed in suspect manner...but that's beside the point.

Columbus has a blue-collar identity? Its two major industries are state government and higher education Ohio State. That's white collar and collar made of nuts on a string.

Everybody tomorrow gets a high five from me. This is such a fucking fantastic thrill.

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

Can we reinstate the old Kinja comment format?

I believe Alabama refers to their favorite band as "The Wars of Northern Aggression" ...

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like feminist literature to Dane Cook.

Where's the hostility coming from? The opinion of people who buy luxury goods seems to be that jewels added to things make them look classy. It's the reason Rolex offers so many hideously tacky diamond encrusted models. Hence this monstrosity.

Well, shoving spectators is definitely not OK unless it's self-defense. But on the other hand, fuck those assholes. The guy is apparently some sort of idiotic "superfan" who has a whole "we're the CRAZIEST fans!" schtick he does during games. You can see it when he gets shoved, they're absolutely thrilled about being…

I find it very comical that the nation' largest city and and a huge metro area can't efficiently transport people. I understand that volume has been exponentially higher than on a normal day, but there was plenty of time for organizers and the local and state governments to effectively plan for expanding capacity.

I'm an ASU alum and HATE Arizona, but I wish the refs would have called a technical foul on those dumbass fans. Storming the court/ field remains one of the dumbest things that fans can do.

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

People always argue, if you could go back in time to kill one person, who would it be? Hitler? Stalin? For me, those guys would have to wait. I'd go back and kill the first girl who ever did the "Duck Face" while posing for a picture. I'd do it for all of humanity.

"He didn't get his final wish for Tech, which to see Paul Johnson get fired, but hey, there's still time."