That's not fair — now the guy's got a lead foot.

PRESS RELEASE - Major League Baseball is pleased to announce that the winner of the inaugural Commissioner Bud Selig Leadership Award is Bud Selig. The Commissioner Bud Selig Leadership Award is awarded to the individual who exhibits the most former ownership of the Milwaukee Brewers and who was most born on July…

Forget "God hates Cleveland". Even Cleveland hates Cleveland.

Buccaneers (staph change)

Hardly the most shocking ESPN commentator fandom. If John Clayton is into Slayer, I bet Peter Gammons is a Juggalo.

By the hundreds.

Central PA: Doesn't have phones or internet and could not be reached.

As the Universities go, mu has the (rightfully earned) inferiority complex with KU. If Florida is America's penis, Missouri is America's asshole.

It appears that Kansas and Missouri are the only reciprocal enemies, which is totally correct. I was born and raised in Kansas and one thing I know for a fact is fuck Missouri and their spelling impaired university. I have no doubt they hold similar feelings for my home state.

Clearly the real money, given FCC fines, is to blackmail the network airing the game into paying you so that you don't constantly swear during audibles.

for the record, chiropractors are not real doctors, just as little league coaches are not real people

The real problem is those dangerous helmets. They should be outlawed across baseball. They have been a problem since their inception.

Witnesses say the boy clearly felt no remorse following the incident. As Beck was taken by ambulance to the hospital he passed out from the pain. Friends of the boy reported he was making derogatory comments like, "See the vegetable man in the Vegetable van with the horn that's honking."

As a Plaintiff's personal injury attorney, let me hopefully clarify a few things:

You know this country is fucked when even our chiropractors are nothing better than scam artists.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

do you know what would make this sad solo masturbatory experience even better?

There is no "President of Officiating"... the Vice President of Officiating IS the head of the officials. The only person he reports to is Goodell. Look it up and you will see yourself. If you knew anything about the corporate structure, there is usually only 1 President or CEO (in NFLs case Commisioner) but then…

Considering there's like ten different hoops on that court, it's not so amazing.

"Please don't remove me from your list."