obvious troll is being obvious.

Start arresting and convicting more people. Problem solved.

It's before midnight where I am.

Huh? It's running the most advanced mobile processor on the market. You are crazy, sir.

Very repugnant. But, I don't see how it's illegal. Maybe we should make better privacy laws.

I fully understand the importance of preserving our seats of government and landmarks, but after seeing the taxpayers in Kansas spend hundreds of millions of dollars renovating its capital a little while back, I have to wonder if money used for restoration couldn't be better spent on another purpose, such as going to…

For the love of God, don't walk and chew gum at the same time either!

How can one make any reasonable inference about the merits of the article if there are no numbers demonstrating how they came about the optimal caffeine intake time? Yes, I could spend an hour digging deep into the source material (assuming the content isn't locked behind a paywall), but the journalist should have…

America, Fuck Yeah.

I will be waiting out this generation's consoles, at least for a few months. I know I don't need a new console, and I'm not sure how much use I would get out of it. Although, getting rid of my BS Comcast DVR UI might be worth it by itself.

I have a RETINA DISPLAY AND SEE LITTLE DIFFERENCE. TAKE IT BACK U MORAN. APPLE MAKES THE BEST DISPLAY TECH IN THE WORLD. teehee

If it passes through the keyhole, we can use physics modeling to determine its trajectory through space. I never said it will go through the keyhole. In fact, it most certainly will not.

Sounds like you missed your peak time to intake caffeine. Or, you are always an insufferable ass.

How does this article have no mention of the wake from sleep time? What is the average wake-up time? This article sounds completely worthless to somebody like me, who gets out of bed at 5am local time everyday.

You could have just ended the article after the first sentence (but thanks for the additional info).

That's why I stated it would be projected to strike. I think we are arguing semantics. Like I said in my original post, this event most definitely will not happen.

Not entirely. An advanced civilization with the ability to scan the Galaxy/Universe for radio/signal waves could theoretically notice an abrupt cessation of 99.99% of signals we produce. Probability of our signals being detected in the first place and then signal loss observed? Fast approaching zero.

How dare you use logic!

Yep.

We better hope that Bruce Willis is still alive and kicking.