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Awesome - adjective. Causing feelings of fear and wonder.

It's all a matter of physics. The latest impact path patterns I've seen (it's been a few months) show it careening into the Yucatan region. The target path showed it streaking within 20-50 miles of a large Mayan temple.

The bad news is, as awesome as we think we are, one well placed and large sized chunk of rock will wipe our entire species from existence. We are nothing more than a near infinitesimally insignificant part of the Universe, and our extinction would be almost utterly unnoticed.

Comic Sans.

The asteroid 99942 Apophis is going to come into close Earth orbit on Good Friday in 2029. If it passes through a ~200 sq. km (this number may be smaller now) gravitational keyhole, it will strike the Earth exactly 7 years later on Easter Sunday. It would be projected to strike in the Yucatan peninsula, near one of

That's what I meant. $120 for tv and gbit Internet.

"Yves Rossy was flying in honor of his brother, Jules "Boom Boom" Rossy, who tragically died while testing an experimental rocket manufactured by ACME corp. A class action lawsuit is pending against the company."

America is the greatest country in the history of the world!

Yep. You can get a nice house in Kansas City for $100 sq/ft. Gas is currently hovering around $2.90, plus I got me some awesome Google internetz for cheap.

Well, when you outlaw sister fucking and you can only hunt during prescribed times of the year, what is a lonely white trash Missourian to do?

What are "Things an overly sensitive liberal says"?

BRANSON!!!!!!!! Shoji Fuckin Tabuchi!! Yakov Smirnov! Kirby Van Birch and his wife/assistant Bambi! 80 billion go kart tracks! BALD KNOBBERS!!!!!

Damn it. No dick jokes yet?!? Come on, internetz.

If he really wanted to fit in, he would buy an Avs hat 7 months before he moves, so that the hat looks broken in. That, or start talking about Boulder like it was a magical fairy land full of intrigue and wonder, when really it's just a cramped, overpriced smelly shit hole, which to be fair has quite a natural beauty

I think the correct answer is actually factorial five.

404 error trying to enter a post on my phone, causing multiple duplicates. This is why we can't have nice commenting systems.

Sorry, it was an inside baseball joke. People in Missouri love their meth.

What are "Things a pothead says but never accomplishes"?

Goddamn it, kinja. Bad comment system, bad!

Goddamn it, kinja. Bad comment system, bad!