If you phrased the argument, "Who would you rather have from this point forward for the next 3 seasons, Trout or Cabrera?" the answer is undoubtedly Trout. He is still a young kid who will likely improve with age and turn into a bonifide Superstar, whereas Cabrera is in his 30s, fat, and he will fall off the cliff…

Now he has more time for drinking and driving.

Why am I happy that the ad features my hometown team? [runs off to eat peanut butter from the jar and cry]

I thought Ray actually did a good job discussing it and didn't shy away from his past. He (Ray) was not found guilty of murder, folks. I came into the conversation as an opponent of Ray Lewis but gained a lot of respect for him.

What the hell is "carning capacity"???

Guess I'm one of the 'lucky' few that gets no attention on okc. Le sigh. Back to the golf course with me.

What about the Golf Channel?

Not an athlete. Video games are not sports.

His tour card IS locked up. Winners of regular and co-sanctioned Tour events earn a 2 year membership on Tour.

Silly hippies.

Find a doctor to diagnose you with ADHD and take strong stimulants everyday. Works for me.

Terminated the employment of a morbidly obese man? Waka waka

Doesn't he know that Homeruns kill rallies?

Can't wait for the government to start spying on people in their homes using the Kinect camera. Yes, I know you can turn off the camera.

I fully expect to be flamed away, but could it be that the current system is advantageous in terms of evolution?

Sounds like a lot of work. The current system works for me. Yes, I'm being facetious.

What do you mean, 'used to'?

To put his homers in other terms, He has more HR in his first two career MLB games than the entire Royals team has the past 10 games. I really hate myself for being a Royals fan sometimes.

Evil? No. Stupid and ridiculously overhyped? Absolutely.

I bet he impregnated the wife on his way out, too.