Not an athlete. Video games are not sports.

His tour card IS locked up. Winners of regular and co-sanctioned Tour events earn a 2 year membership on Tour.

Silly hippies.

Find a doctor to diagnose you with ADHD and take strong stimulants everyday. Works for me.

Terminated the employment of a morbidly obese man? Waka waka

Doesn't he know that Homeruns kill rallies?

Can't wait for the government to start spying on people in their homes using the Kinect camera. Yes, I know you can turn off the camera.

I fully expect to be flamed away, but could it be that the current system is advantageous in terms of evolution?

Sounds like a lot of work. The current system works for me. Yes, I'm being facetious.

What do you mean, 'used to'?

To put his homers in other terms, He has more HR in his first two career MLB games than the entire Royals team has the past 10 games. I really hate myself for being a Royals fan sometimes.

Evil? No. Stupid and ridiculously overhyped? Absolutely.

I bet he impregnated the wife on his way out, too.

dbag humblebrag.

Actually, Kevin Seitzer DESPERATELY wants his job back. He has stated exactly this in numerous interviews with 610 AM radio in KC.

Why is nobody pointing out that Jaden should be dating the blondie instead of the Kardashian troll girl? Dude chose the uggo.

WTF is absolutely the appropriate name for this pitch. I watched the video, and kept saying "WTF" when I saw it. This pitch is awesome. I wonder if it would be possible to get that pitch up to an even higher speed, in line with a slider (85-88mph).

He has difficulty throwing without his large ponytail flowing freely behind him. It affects the physics of his pitching.

I think it is disgusting that many pundits and commentators state that we should respect the opinion of people like Adrian Peterson. I'm sorry, but a person's religious beliefs has no bearing on the rights of two other adults. This exact same type of argument was used in the South to enact and defend…

Are y'all going to keep quoting other writers? How very college English paper of you.