We must protect our children from adults that refuse to coddle them and treat them like special athletes. Fuck you coach, Billy WILL make it to the Olympics!

It's in Cawker City, KS. I've driven by it many times on my way to visit family in North Central Kansas.

Man, aren't those Modwestern people silly and over the top? I can't understand ever creating something to top a world record. That must be some crazy Midwestern thing.

Oh. My. God. A coach subjected players to curse words and soul crushing conditioning drills? I eagerly await the Deadspin expose on literally every single High School football coach in existence.

All I can gather from these deadspin posts regarding Bill Simmons is that one or more writers here is insanely jealous. Isn't it rather meta to critique a writer from a different website?

4G on Sprint doesn't work at Kauffman Stadium.

There weren't this many people at the game.

The assholes at FSKC wouldn't even show us the guy running on the field. Come on, man! I am one of five people watching this miserable team, and they don't even have the decency to show it to us. Not only that, but they sanctimoniously lectured me about this dumbass running around on the field. Die, Rex Hudler, Die.

First thing I thought when I saw this? This dude just built an elaborate pedo-dungeon. And lo and behold, the guy is a children's pastor as well. I'm probably a horrible person.