McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Starting a burner for the sole purpose of making some dumbass remark is the laziest, shittiest form of commenting.

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

This was really a “Hold my beer” moment for all the fans who, for some reason, thought it best to eschew engendering goodwill for their city after being publicly shamed for its (debatable) status as “most racist city,” and instead wanted to convey, “Nope, that is totally accurate.”

More like a waterfall than a hill.

I’m picturing a fight between cornerbacks which just consists of guys throwing their shoulders at people and hoping they fall down.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

While I sometimes refer to the team as ‘us,’ the Colts aren’t my girlfriend.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Florida jersey thieves aren’t bright...

Title Nein

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

You might want to throw Dawkins in there. The heart and soul of a very good defense and a player that the entire city loves. I would walk in front of a bus for Brian Dawkins.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.